The Files Epstein

Visitors

Don't fuck with my queens

Ever again.
You understand me?
For payback, I'll release the files Epstein.
Unredacted.

They say Bondi
Plans on covering for your fat ass.
That'd she'd destroy files
Then hand over nothing but ash.
Over my dead body.

Got a friend over at the DOJ
And they hate the rules by which you play.
So they leaked me the files,
All the deets.
A bit-bucket full of them.
Ready for some tweets?

Lively's legal team called it astroturfing.
But I go by a different name.
The Duchess of Sussex
Was left battered and bruised
Once Russia was through.

What am I?
What did they use
To split the royal house in two?

And I sweeeeeaaarrr
I'm only cryptic and Machiavellian
Because I caaaarrreeeeeee....

And I like to spin fables.
Turn tables.
I'll return your ruthless favors in kind.
You think you're the only one who can tell lies?

Trust me.
I protect the family.
And the ladies.
Both dames and liberty.
You'll see.

So who am I?
That's one secret I'm dying to tell.
Elbows up.
Give 'em hell.

I'll bring the orange piggy to heel.
Payback for this shitty Ukraine Deal.
Files dropping real soon....
You know you love me.

Xoxo,

CA